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Hamishe az khoda mikhastam ye hamrahe khob behem bede khoda yekisho be man dad esmesh nokiyast male to chiye?

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oh oh alan in barfa ab mishan!!! zood Pakeshon kon !!!

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Be yaro migan: chera ye jurabet ghermeze yeki abi? mige: valla nemidunam ye joft dige ham daram hamintorie

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4rooze avale dustie dokhtarha az DORI ta SAMIMIYAT yek SMS

: 1.dosam dashte bash behem dast nazan 2.behem dast bezan,bosam nakon 3.bosam kon ama nakon 4.mano bokon ama faramosham nakon..

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Turke ba mashin mizane be1 dokhtare piade mishe mibine dokhtare dare nale mikone Mige:pasho pasho in jende baziaro vase hasan joharchi darbiar

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Ino be2n ke to 2nya ye ghalb hast ke baraye to mitape .. .. .. Onam ghalbe khodete...

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Heyvanat 12saat zod tar zelzelaro tash khis midan age khabar shodi ma ro bi khabar nazari.

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aval bezaresh jeloye sorakh bad bokon to kami aghab jelo kon movazeb bash pardasho pare nakoni . . . . . ajab hekayati darim ma ba in gosh pak kon

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yeki migoft adam bayad toye asheghi mesle sigar bashe , ba inke midoone akharesh zire pa lehesh mikonan vali bazam ta akaresh be paye adam misooze

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Torkaro mibaran dadgah behesh migan bayad ghasam bokhori. dastesho mizare ro ketab mige kose nane adame doroghgoo

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Torke khanum boland mikone...komite migiradesh..miporse: sighas ya aghdie?mige: jendas....naghdie!!!

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Be ghazvinie migan: az koja zan migiri ? Mige: az barare.Migan: chera ? Mige: chon shabha kenare baradar zanam mikhabam.

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Torke mire Amrica,ye khanoum mibine mige:chand? mige: 5$ haminja 10$ to park 20$ khone 50$ hotel Torke 50$ mide taraf mige eival hotel?Mige na 10 bar haminja!

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Ostad danshgah ro takhteh aks kose mekshe shagrd khyli ngah mekonh ostad megh cheh ta hala kos nadede megh kos dedam kos kesh be in mahry nadedam

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Hame ezdevaj kardan: ghandi shirin mahtab habib samad soosan ramin mansoor shazde abbas aazam masoome bibi. Faghat to moondi o mash ghorbon

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V v V v v V v v v V v V v v v V v v V v v v V v v vv v v V V v: inha,parandehaye,mohajerand,ke baraye os kardane shoma,oomadand.

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Dokhtari dahati, fardaye shab aroosi dar taarif az shohare shahrish goft: nane,nemidooni kiresh enghadr no bood ke hanooz pelastic e roosho nakande bood!!

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Hame chiz baram bi arzesh shode!dige hich chiz baram ahamiyat nadare!alanam ke daram in sms ro baraye to mifrestam engar ke baraye tokhmam mifrestam.

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Jadm Tja . Gjemtj Vja . Gjadmtjp Dmwtjagp Kodwtjg . bju . . . . . . . . . . .. ... MOBILETO KE BAR AKS KONI , HICH , TO KONET HAM BOKONI , NEMITONI BEKHONY !

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Jadm Tja Gjemtj Vja . Gjadmtjp Dmwtjagp Kodwtjg . bju . . . . . . . . . . .. ... MOBILETO KE BAR AKS KONI , HICH , TO KONET HAM BOKONI , NEMITONI BEKHONY !

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Doost mesle short hamishe ba adam hast amma Doost khoob mesle kandom adam ra az khatar mohafezat mikone. . . TO DOOSTE KHOOBE MAN HASTI..

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Emam jomeye Rasht Fatva Dad:Har kasi Ba Zanash Nazdiki Kone Savabe Karbala Ro Mibare!Rashtie Sar Dare Khonash Mizane:HarKe Darad Havase Karbobala Besmela.

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3kas ra shenidam ke kardan ravast* Yeki anke lengash hamishe havast* Dovom har Kesi ke shabihe shomast* Sevom anke dar fekre pasokh be mast*

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FUCK YOU!! F: Flower for you U ; unlimited love for you C : choclate is not sweeter than you K : kheyli mikhamet!!!

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Soal:Shabih tarin chiz be period chie? Javab:Hoghoghe karmandi!Be 3 dalil: Mahiane miad. 3-4 roz bishtar davam nadare, Age tamom beshe, mikonanet!

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Farghe 2charkhe va kire Arab: 2charkharo savar beshi faghat pa mizani amma

var beshi dasto pa mizani.

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4 CHIZ KE ADAM RO MIGAD: 1. KOS NAKARDE ABET BIAD. 2.BEKHAY BRINI ANET NAYAD. 3.DARY KOS MIKONY ZANET BIAD. 4.KHAB BASHY SMS BIAD.

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Torke ba rashtiye miran gende khone aval rashtiye mire miad biron mige zane khodam behtare bad torke mire miad biron mige are zane to behtar.

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Torke ba rashtiye miran gende khone aval rashtiye mire miad biron mige zane khodam behtare bad torke mire miad biron mige are zane to behtare

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Amaro argham neshun mide dar har ruz 3no junevar badjens nasleshun monghar es mishe tajob mikonam hanuz dary nafas mikeshy!!!

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Hitler dar akharin sokhanranish goft akhten deusch armi kikhden kokhden koloften smsden repeat ishnaider YANI:kire artesh alman tu kun unai ke sms tekrari midan

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Pesare 25 sale ba pirezane 95 sale aroosi mikone, chand shab bad pesare mimire.Pezeshkye ghanoni elate margo" khordane .... fased "elam kard.

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Doaye ghabl az sex elahi odkhol kiri fi hazehel soorakh shaghan va ragha va ahfezaho men sharel eidz val soozak be lotfel kandom va ezdiado hali fel jagh amin

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"dokhtara ye del bishtar nadaran , pas ba deleshun bazi nakon. Ba mameshun bazi kon chon do ta daran!!!

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Az torke miporsan:miduni shisheh che juri dorost mishe?Mige:vajebi ro mizanan be pashme shishe,vaghti pashmesh rikht,mishe shishe!

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Rashtie zanesho bord doctor: "baraye khanoometoon 3 rooz nazdiki tajviz kardam''. Rashtie : ''khanoom ro biaram matab ya tashrif miyarid manzel?"

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4 chiz be marda kheili hal mide 1_nalidan vaght malidan 2_malidan vaght gaidan 3_shashidan bad az gaidan 4_khabidan bad az shashidan Ha

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Javaiyez banke tejarate ghazvin : _7 pesare 7sale baraye 7 nafar. _14 pesare 14 sale baraye 14 nafar. _ Kelide talaeye "MAHDE KOODAK" az aane kist?

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Yeky ra be jorm zena gereftand goft mojavez shareey daram.Goftand az ky? Goft az Hojatol eslam Tanasoly nemayande emam dar kheshtak bande !

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marahele zendegie zanashoei 1Namzadi:dast ru chiz,lab ru lab,de bebus 2Ezdevaj:lab ru lab,chiz tu chiz,de bokon 3Baqie omr:posht be posht,kun be kun,de beguz

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Be rashtie migan nazaret dar morede period chie? Mige age oonam nabod ke ma aslan zanemoon ro nemididim.

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Dokhtar agar open shavad, bi parde jende mishavad Chizi be name mojeze, ba kir momken mishavad. <

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Salam morge kabi pasho koni chegad mikabi jat kali alan ba mahbod varzesh terengi kardim an kabari azat nist kob dige boro bekab bache koni¤

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Woman:keyli bozorge man:adat mikoni woman:az posht dard mikone man:ja baz mikone woman:nemikamesh man:bozorge woman:are man:mikayn ye kafsh dige biyaram

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Ye nasihat ¤ mesl kir ostovar bash mesl khaye oftade mesl goz por hayaho mesl chos mehman navaz va hamchon pestan rozi resan

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Jashnvare film haye takhayolie rasht: 1. Zane vafa dar, 2. Marde ba gheirat, 3. Farzande halal zade, Va simorghe boloorin baraye: Pesari ke yek pedar dasht!

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¤ Be torke migan nazaret rajebe rooze chiye? Mige rooze eyn kir mane ham mitoni begirish ham mitoni bokorish ¤

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Gar kos bokoni goshadiyash bish ast gar kon bokoni tangiyash del rish ast nazam be sare jagh ke be hengam zadan tangi va goshadiyash be dast kish ast

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Age kasi behet roozi 1sms zad yani be yadete. age 2ta zad 2set dare. age 3ta zad asheghete .age 4ta zad mikhadet. age 5 ta zad motmaen bash mikhad bokonatet

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Az torke porsidan 7sino bego goft kir goftan chera goft chon sar dare sike safe sibil dare sorak dare sos mirize sms mikone.

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10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 ash mash arom bash dard nadare saket bash saresho begir bezar lash movazeb pardat bash

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Torke baraye darde beyze mire doktor!Doktore bad az moayene va lamse beyzeha be torke mige che ehsasi dari?Torke mige doktor doset daram!

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Rang zardam ra bebin barg kazan ra yad kon bar sar kiram beshin az dard kon faryad kon(are gorbonesh)

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2ktare ba pesare gaemmoshak bazi mikardan 2ktare mige : age tonesty peidam koni , bagalam kon va bebosam va age peidam nakardi ,man zire peleham

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Jashnvareye filmhaye takhayoli dar rasht: 1-Zane vafadar 2-marde ba ghyrat 3-farzande halal zade va simorghe bolurin baraye filme: pesari ke yek pedar dasht.

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Be Ali Daie migan ba vakil jomle besaz mige: Man dilooz be hamam laftam vakilam la shostam..

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Zan az dide mohandese omraan: Halesh khoobe namaash aalie faghat heif ke paziraaiish kenare dastshooiishe

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On shab haji kheli norani shode bod done done bacheharo bosid aftabaro bardasht raft poshte khakriz. sedaye enfejar omad!!! Haji roye min ride bood.

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Shere ghazvin: Ey ke koonat hamcho beyti Az ghazal, Man peye koone to hastam Az Azal, Ey navaye koone to chon saze ney, daghe koonat man bebinam ta be key...

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Marmolake mire mashhad mishe mashmolak mire karbala mishe karbolak mire make mishe hajmolak mire shabdolazim mishe shambolak mire ghazvin mishe ANGOOLAK.

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"amman yojibo moztareeza doa va yakshefo soo" agar be ghodrate in doaa baraye shafaye bimaran iman darid in doaa ra baraye 3 bimare ravanie digar befrestid!

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.Ye torke mire WC elam mikonan ab ta 1 daghighe digar ghat mishe torke aval konesho mishore bad mirine .

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Yek rejhime monaseb baraye laghari: Sobh yek livan shir zohr yek adad sir shab yek vajab kir!

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Salam,khubi?Ye soale jensi dashtam rum nemishe az kasi beporsam,tanha kasi ke mitune komakam kone toee,faghat khahesh mikonam bekasi nagu.Jense shalvaret chie.

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Marmolake mire mashhad mishe mashmolak mire karbala mishe karbolak mire make mishe hajmolak mire shabdolazim mishe shambolak mire ghazvin mishe ANGOOLAK.

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moein 2006 : ye halgheye talayi esmeto rush neveshtam , boro biar pakesh konam ridi be sarneveshtam!

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Yak rashte esmeh bachsh ra ghzashte bod rostam .anvaght metarsed ono seda konh

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Be ghazvinie migan az koja zan migiri mige az barare ! Migan cheram? Mige akhe shab bekhabam pishe baradar zanam!

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Hakimi dana dokhtaran ra pand hami dad ke bar do chiz del mabandid . 1. Parde bekarat 2. Mehriye bala ke avali be kire rast band bashad o dovomi be tokhme chap

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Atal matal tutule.. In kose,in dudule.. Kireto bezar la pestoon, garmash mesle tabestun! Yek zane jendeh bestoon, esmesho bezar amghezi, pashme kosesh vezvezi.

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